you know what? I need a monkey

I got myself a dang ol` deformed tomato y'all, I tell ya wut. Yep, named im Larry. Y'all probably noticed ma dang ol' new accent, I tell ya wut. Well, don't wory it'll only last one blog. Anyway, I relly do got myself a deformed tomata. He's gettin kinda gross so I better plant him soon, I'll tell ya wut. Yu, know wut relly makes me mad? Tem dang ol moose lovers. You know tem peoples that put them dang ol moose heads in their dang houses. They just stare atcha, just wacthin yur every move, I tell ya wut. Well, better go get smore moonshine, until next time. By Y'all.