GUES WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM FUNKYTOWN!?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAHOH! I FEEL GOOD! nanananana I KNEW THAT I WOULD!

I suggest pie to the average american because it makes you more smarter.

and now I will laugh at certain celebrities:BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL

ah, just another day at Insanity.

you know what? I need a monkey

I got myself a dang ol` deformed tomato y'all, I tell ya wut. Yep, named im Larry. Y'all probably noticed ma dang ol' new accent, I tell ya wut. Well, don't wory it'll only last one blog. Anyway, I relly do got myself a deformed tomata. He's gettin kinda gross so I better plant him soon, I'll tell ya wut. Yu, know wut relly makes me mad? Tem dang ol moose lovers. You know tem peoples that put them dang ol moose heads in their dang houses. They just stare atcha, just wacthin yur every move, I tell ya wut. Well, better go get smore moonshine, until next time. By Y'all.

uh......eggs?

Woohoo!!! Now it`s time for christmas! And I don`t know what else to type about so be distracted by this picture!













ok, apparntenly my computer is to slow to post a picture so.....BE DISTRACTED BY NOTHING!!!
MWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!(evil laughter)

YAY!! Thanksgiving is coming up(which I`m sure you all know)

Ah, yes Thansgiving. The day we celebrate the giant alien turkey that came here a thousand years ago and introduced baked beans. I like it, but not as much as Christmas!

The randomness begins

*cough* *cough* (holds up piece of paper) First order of buisness: I have heard a lot of people talk about politics and presidents lately and I would like to say: I like Skittles.

Second order of buisness: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

third order of buisness: I am hungry

That is all for now.

My first blog EVER!

YAY!!!!!!! This is my first ever blog....Ever! YaY. This blog will contain high amounts of randomness and funniness...and more randomness! You have been warned!!!! YAY!!!!!